Don’t Mind Me I’m Just Plotting – Writer Humor Shirt

Writers aren’t daydreaming…
they’re plotting.

“Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Plotting” is a perfect inside joke for authors and storytellers whose minds are always working out the next twist, character arc, or dramatic ending. The intense eyes peeking over a book capture that familiar moment when a writer looks quiet on the outside—but is secretly building an entire story inside their head.

Whether you're outlining your next novel, planning your next plot twist, or mentally rewriting a scene while standing in line at the grocery store, this design speaks to the creative mind that never stops storytelling.

Perfect for novelists, aspiring writers, NaNoWriMo participants, editors, and anyone who spends their time thinking about the next chapter.

Because writers aren’t quiet…
they’re just plotting.

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!

👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort

🧵 100% Ring spun Cotton

📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk

🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton

🇺🇸 Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.

1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fie, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

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