I’ve Killed More People Than You (In My Novels) – Dark Writer Humor Shirt

Writers can be surprisingly dangerous… on paper.

This darkly funny design is a perfect inside joke for authors who spend their time plotting dramatic twists, crafting villains, and occasionally eliminating a few fictional characters along the way. The fountain pen graphic adds a clever touch—reminding everyone that the real weapon of a writer is the pen.

Whether you write thrillers, mysteries, fantasy, or horror, every author knows the strange satisfaction of advancing a story with a well-timed fictional demise.

Perfect for novelists, aspiring writers, NaNoWriMo veterans, creative writing students, and anyone who understands the darker side of storytelling.

Because when you control the story…
you control who survives.

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!

👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort

🧵 100% Ring spun Cotton

📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk

🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton

🇺🇸 Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.

1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fie, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

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