Plot Holes Are My Cardio T-Shirt

For writers who spend more time chasing plot problems than actual exercise, this “Plot Holes Are My Cardio” t-shirt turns story structure stress into a funny literary joke. It is made for authors, novelists, screenwriters, editors, creative writers, book lovers, and anyone who knows the workout of fixing inconsistencies, closing loose ends, and keeping a story from falling apart.

The playful goose-with-notebook graphic gives the design a lighthearted, slightly chaotic personality, while the bold lettering makes the phrase easy to read at a glance. This shirt works well for writing sessions, book clubs, author events, NaNoWriMo, classrooms, library visits, writer meetups, or casual everyday wear. It also makes a fun gift for novelists, mystery writers, fantasy writers, editors, English teachers, and story lovers who know that plot holes can raise your heart rate faster than a treadmill.

Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!

👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort

🧵 100% Ring spun Cotton

📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk

🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton

🇺🇸 Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.

1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fie, so no high heat!
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

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